Natalie portman

Chris Parnell We’re sitting here today with film star Natalie Portman
Natalie Portman Hello
Parnell So, Natalie, what’s the day in life of Natalie Portman like?
Portman Do you really want to know?
Parnell Yes, tell us…
Portman I don’t sleep motherfucker
off that yak and durban
doin’ 120 gettin’ head while I’m swervin’
Seth Meyers Damn Natalie you a crazy chick
Portman Yo shut the fuck up and suck my dick
I bust in dudes mouth like gushers motherfucker
roll up on NBC and smack the shit outta Jeff Zucker
Guys What you want Natalie
Portman to drink and fight
Guys what you need Natalie
Portman to fuck all night
Don’t test when I’m crazy on that airplane glue
put my foot down your throat
till you shit in my shoe
leave you screaming
pay for my dry cleaning
fuck your man
It’s my name that he’s screamin’
Parnell I’m sorry Natalie, but are we to believe you condone driving while intoxicated?
Portman I never said I was a role model
Parnell What about the kids that look up to you? Do you have a message
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